Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.Īre you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.Ħ9% of people find something dirty in every sentence. Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty. What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? It’s not what it looks like! What did the clitoris say to the vulva? It’s all good in the hood! Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? What did one butt cheek say to the other? What did the leper say to the sex worker? What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? Hair on the top and hair on the bottom, in the middle a wet slit, what is it? It goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet. What is furry and peeking out of your pajamas at night? What is the first thing a man puts in a woman when they get married? What is a long, wide thing that men carry hanging in front of it? Many people will say that they do not like them, but deep down everyone likes to receive a somewhat daring message or laugh about a dirty joke well told, so I present the best 40 jokes for her, which will surely make her laugh.
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